Here are few good quotes from the point of geeks

If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0

I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code

The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX.

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.

Use The Best…
Linux for Servers
Mac for Graphics
Palm for Mobility
Windows for Solitaire

Windows has detected you do not have a keyboard. Press ‘F9″ to continue.

Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free.

Better to be a geek than an idiot.

Unix, DOS and Windows…the good, the bad and the ugly.

Never make fun of the geeks, one day they will be your boss.